Hey everybody “hold on to your butts” because there is a new JURASSIC PARK film coming out sooner than you may think! All the cast and crew need to do now is “shooooooot her” already! Want to know the new title and release date? Well “uh uh uh, you didn’t say the magic word”. ‘Please’ you say? Well ok you “Clever girl” it looks like JURASSIC PARK 4 has been officially named JURASSIC WORLD and will be stomping into theaters on June 12th 2015. Seems like production “Must go faster” but I can be patient and wait awhile. At least “Life found a way” again with this franchise. If I had one thing to say to director Colin Trevorrow (SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED) it would be “You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it” and it would be my hope that he would reply “We spared no expense”.
Let’s just hope eager audience members don’t say “That is one big pile of shit” once they exit the theater a couple summers from now.
Hmm. I counted 9. Not bad. In all seriousness I can’t wait to see dinos rip humans a new one in 2015. Besides the beautiful new logo (above), the new title, and the release date, there really was nothing new announced for the project. But you can bet your raptor-talon-carrying ass that new info will be updated on this site as soon as we know anything! Gotta go for now and “When you gotta go, you gotta go”. Ha! An even 10!