Am I alone or was that song a little annoying?  UNITED! We Stand! SOUTHWEST! We Fall! Meh.

This trailer actually did a pretty good job of jumbling up the plot for me.  I thought I had a pretty good grasp on this movie’s plot after I saw the first trailer.  The Winter Soldier actually takes a shot at Tony and from Tony’s expression, he actually got pretty damn close.  This does a lot to really blur the ‘who’s side are you on’ question, for me.  After watching this, I really don’t know.  Rolex hand armor! Was Bucky being manipulated? Steve, you better keep better tabs on your boy.  He’s straight up trippin’.

Seriously, though.  This trailer did a really good job of making Bucky look like a piece of trash.  Stay away from War Machine, you oldie time Popsicle! Hawkeye looks like he finally got a suit upgrade. Black Widow did not seem confident about anything in this trailer. Ant-man! Welcome to the party, pal!  How pumped are you going to be when you see Ant-Man riding one of Hawkeye’s arrows? Or Scarlet Witch taking on Vision?  I have to say, both sides look pretty evenly matched.  Well, Black Panther is Team Cap. That does complicate things. Call me ‘Switzerland.’ This movie also comes out in May?! Should I just call out sick that whole month?  It’s probably for the best that I do.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR explodes into theaters on May 6, 2016!

BONUS CLIP!  Here’s that pretty amazing “ANT-MAN vs HULK” Coca Cola Commercial. Confession… I think I enjoyed watching this more than all of the other trailers combined. “Oh, you poor sad Hulk.”