Posts Tagged ‘Adam Cahoon’

Nerd Rants: Mark’s STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Reactions

WARNING: This article is going to contain heavy spoilers.  Exit now at your own peril ………. ………. ………. ………. ………. You still here? Han Solo ...


SPECTRE Movie Review

I wonder if anytime during the production of SPECTRE, the 24th official entry into the BOND franchise, if anybody acknowledged how boring the name ‘James Bond’ is.  ‘James Bond:  Fireplace Tax Attorney.R...


WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: The Everything Review

The can of vegetables stood there in the tall grass while Gene wrestled with his inner demons.  It was at this point that the can of vegetables proclaimed ‘I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.’ When it was ...



TERMINATOR GENISYS Movie Review

Warning: Minor Spoilers Ahead!! While the TERMINATOR franchise is well established, there has been a lack of consistency since the the first two films, different actors, different points in time, and an aging original cast has ...


AMC’s THE WALKING DEAD Season 5 Review

I thought I would take a break from my regularly scheduled WALKING DEAD full season wrap-up ramblings and let my 107 year old grandfather Seamus Falcon take a shot at it.  We had to re-watch the entire season and that took us ...


THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES Movie Review

  Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!! Peter Jackson (THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY) has wrapped up his time in Middle Earth with THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES, the action packed final chapter of his Hobbit Trilogy. The...



MARIO KART 8 Video Game Review

Would you believe me if I told you that the MARIO KART franchise is 22 years old!? If you have memories of whirling around the 16-bit tracks of the Super Nintendo original, you may be feeling a bit old right now. Sigh. That sa...


BIRDMAN Movie Review

BIRDMAN is a thrilling and exhilarating step for director González Iñárritu (BÍUTIFUL, 21 GRAMS). The flowing camera work, the raw, organic acting, the lighting and sets all come together to create a fast, smart, funny, ...


53 Sarcastic Comments About THE WALKING DEAD’S 4th Season

Holy snap dragons! The 4th Season of WALKING DEAD really stepped it up to the next level! After a few hit or miss seasons, this one was full of cohesive story telling and gripping plot developments. This season was exquisitely ...



HBO’s THE LEFTOVERS Season 1 Review

While HBO’s THE LEFTOVERS seemed like an extremely intriguing show to watch based of the many trailers and promotional material I saw, I was hesitant to add it to my ever-expanding viewing list because it had a strong ...


HOWARD THE DUCK (2017) Movie Review

Holy smokes! My feathers are forever ruffled! Way back in 2015, Marvel announced that they were making a new HOWARD THE DUCK film and the internet practically burst into flames. #HowardtheWTF. The internet erupted in a nerd wa...


GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Movie Review

Ugachaka! Ugachaka! I can’t fight this feeling.  DEEEppppp inside of meeee.  Guardians you just don’t realize… what you did to me. Holy Tap Dancing Thanos! I knew this movie was going to be something amazing...



HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 Movie Review

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!! For many years, sequels to animated features were mainly direct to video and didn’t come anywhere near the magic of the originals. However, that all changed once Pixar entered the world of animated t...


MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. SEASON 1 Review

From the get-go, MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. was the little experiment that could: a gamble on Disney/Marvel Studios’ part to integrate a weekly primetime show on a mainstream network into the mythology of their...


A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST Movie Review

Warning: Spoilers Ahead! Back in 2012 Seth MacFarlane (FAMILY GUY) successfully broke into movies with the comedy hit TED, now he returns to the medium with A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST, a comedic romp through the old west...



Hidden Gems: RICK AND MORTY

I am a taco. Right now, in a dimension slightly sideways from ours, my insides are comprised entirely of cheeses and spiced meats. I’m sitting on a chair made of bubbles and I am typing away on my computer with my little ...


POMPEII Movie Review

I just put some chicken fingers in the oven.  Their hot chickeny goodness is impending.  Soon, they will be upon me. But, not just yet.  Not just yet.. I should probably start of by saying that I don’t watch GAMES OF T...


LONE SURVIVOR Movie Review

I’m not a very political person. And I will be the first to admit that I’m pretty ignorant to most of the things our country does in the name of defending itself. By no means does that suggest I do not have respect ...



SONS OF ANARCHY Season 6 Review

Major spoilers ahead! Do not read unless you have seen all of Season 6!! Looking back on the sixth season of SONS OF ANARCHY, its safe to say that it was full of major shake ups: a school shooting, impactful deaths, the destruc...