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CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER Movie Review

Warning: Spoilers Ahead! Marvel Studios continues their streak of outstanding movies with CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER. Following the events in THE AVENGERS, Steve Rogers is still having some problems acclimating himself...


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NOAH Movie Review

After the ridiculously profitable BLACK SWAN ($330 million worldwide on a $13 million budget) doors opened for director Darren Aronofsky. He got the necessary clout to finally make a movie about NOAH, a man whose story he had b...


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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL Movie Review

Writer/Director Wes Anderson (MOONRISE KINGDOM) may be one of the most divisive filmmakers working today. His films have a unique artistic visual aesthetic, and when you combine that with his wry comedic sense and typically out...



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SABOTAGE Movie Review

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from action crime-thrillers like SABOTAGE, it’s that fictional DEA agents are the most entertainingly psychotic pricks on the planet.  In the vein of Denzel Washington’...


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MUPPETS MOST WANTED Movie Review

Maybe I’m not the best cat to review this picture. Like many adults, I have a special love for the Muppets that will probably prevent me from being unbiased. Cemented the Christmas I was 10, and got a Kermit the Frog wrist wa...


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THE WIND RISES Movie Review

  Hayao Miyazaki is a man who has relentlessly pursued his passion for making animated features and, consequently, has become the biggest name in Japanese animation. Therefore, it’s not surprising that his latest (an...



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300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE Movie Review

So. Many. Abs. I feel like a Victorian damsel vigorously fanning herself on a particularly sweltering Georgia afternoon.  The vapors. I got em.  My word… Quick! Get me a bucket of yellow jackets and 30 White Castle burg...


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3 DAYS TO KILL Movie Review

Oh boy. 3 DAYS TO KILL, get it, get it? Its like you have like 3 days to do nothing but also, like, three days to kill people too! get it? Get it? That title might be the most clever thing about the new Kevin Costner comeback a...


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POMPEII Movie Review

I just put some chicken fingers in the oven.  Their hot chickeny goodness is impending.  Soon, they will be upon me. But, not just yet.  Not just yet.. I should probably start of by saying that I don’t watch GAMES OF T...



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THE MONUMENTS MEN Movie Review

George Clooney (GRAVITY) pulls triple duty as writer, director, and actor in his new film THE MONUMENTS MEN. The movie is based on the true story of a World War II platoon of mostly middle aged to elderly men from the art world...


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JUSTICE LEAGUE: WAR Movie Review

For those of you eagerly awaiting a live-action version of DC Comic’s premier team of superheroes, you may have to wait a bit longer.  With the recent announcement of the MAN OF STEEL sequel (tentatively titled BATMAN VS...


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ROBOCOP (2014) Movie Review

Remaking 1987′s ROBOCOP was inevitable. No matter how much people piss and moan about Hollywood remakes, they are here to stay and we just need to get use to it already. I’m a huge fan of the original film for sure,...



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THE LEGO MOVIE Movie Review

When I was about 6 or 7, I owned my fair-share of Legos.  Out of all the sets and models I constructed, I remember building and playing with a futuristic spaceship the most.  Along with the bricks for the ship came a small sp...


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I, FRANKENSTEIN Movie Review

I’m such a sucker for “so bad, they’re good” films that I’m able to forgive a lot from the likes of ROCK OF AGES, WHITE HOUSE DOWN and now I, FRANKENSTEIN.  And this is not a good movie by any s...


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LONE SURVIVOR Movie Review

I’m not a very political person. And I will be the first to admit that I’m pretty ignorant to most of the things our country does in the name of defending itself. By no means does that suggest I do not have respect ...



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JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT Movie Review

When Hollywood asked the moviegoing public if they wanted a reboot/reimagining of the late Tom Clancy’s CIA analyst-turned-American “F@$k Yeah!” super agent Jack Ryan, I can safely say that a majority of us ro...


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HER Movie Review

Its not often that director Spike Jonze (WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE) makes a full length feature, as he spends far more time making shorts and documentaries, but whenever he does the results are magical, and this holds true for ...


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47 RONIN Movie Review: “Forty-Seven Fun Facts About 47 RONIN”

1) The original story of the 47 Ronin may be one of the most beloved and controversial stories throughout samurai history.  How the story goes is a lord by the name of Asano is provoked into drawing his sword against his dickn...



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THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Movie Review

Warning!! Spoilers ahead! After watching Martin Scorsese’s (HUGO) latest film, THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, I was nearly speechless, not because I didn’t have anything to say, far from it, but because I honestly have no idea wh...


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AMERICAN HUSTLE Movie Review

Given his propensity for on-set conflict, it’s with great surprise to find David O. Russell turned into a reliable hit-making director of the modern Hollywood era. He’s like a Ben Affleck but with a sense of humor. ...