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The CW’s ARROW Season 3 Review

ARROW season 3 It’s tough being an original. Perhaps what I mean to say, it’s tough being an innovator. ARROW Season 3 had some mighty big ambitions. They made some big plays, but didn’t always get the returns. So how did...


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INSIDE OUT Movie Review

The DISNEY PIXAR team have given us some of the best original animated features of the last two decades, and while some of the sequels might give us trepidation, I’m looking at you MONSTERS UNIVERSITY, they have consistently ...


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JURASSIC WORLD Movie Review

Dinosaurs. Yes my friends. Dinosaurs. Simply having these beasts featured in a multi-million dollar summer blockbuster makes this one a winner before I even bought my damn ticket. Having it star Chris “freaking Star Lord&...



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MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Movie Review

I shouldn’t have to tell you to watch this movie.  You should just already know that you have to watch it.  There should be something hardwired into your DNA…something primal that’s screaming out a desire fo...


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AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON Movie Review

Warning: Minor Spoilers Ahead!! With AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON the Marvel cinematic universe takes a bit of a turn from what we are used to. While the first AVENGERS films was the grand culmination of phase one, AGE OF ULTRON fe...


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EX MACHINA Movie Review

Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD Screenwriter Alex Garland (DREDD) has finally made the move to the director’s chair with EX MACHINA, an intriguing film that examines the possibilities and perils of artificial intelligence.  Th...



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FURIOUS 7 Movie Review

Sure I’ll admit I’ve seen all 7 FAST & FURIOUS films. I’ll even take that a bit further and say I’ve enjoyed all of them in all their nonsensical, over-sexualized, action-packed madness. And to be ho...


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CHAPPIE Movie Review

CHAPPIE was an absolute blast to watch yet I find myself having to defend when it comes up with my nerd friends. Phsss, some friends they are! Is it because I have the ability to enjoy a movie that doesn’t want to change...


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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Video Review

Believe it or not, we actually review FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Was it really as bad or corny as people say!? Find out what we thought inside! And let us know what you thought in the comments section below. And be sure to subscribe...



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KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE Movie Review

Matthew Vaughn (X-MEN: FIRST CLASS) is far more prolific as a producer than as a director, but maybe that’s just because he saves the best ideas for himself. With films like LAYER CAKE, STARDUST, AND KICK-ASS under his belt, ...


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SEVENTH SON Movie Review

Wow.  That Exclusive NERD Artwork above sure looks spectacular, doesn’t it? And there is my one compliment to the film SEVENTH SON: at least we have a stellar piece of art to accompany the review of this abysmal viewing...


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JUPITER ASCENDING Movie Review

Heads up! Minor spoilers below if you care about that kind of thing.  What an absolutely majestic train wreck of a masterpiece. Halfway through JUPITER ASCENDING, it becomes clear that the Wachowski siblings have stared for to...



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INHERENT VICE Movie Review

When I think of Paul Thomas Anderson (THE MASTER) I don’t tend to think of fun and funny, so I was understandably intrigued when I saw the trailer for INHERENT VICE, and I’m happy to say I was not disappointed.   The best...


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THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES Movie Review

  Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!! Peter Jackson (THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY) has wrapped up his time in Middle Earth with THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES, the action packed final chapter of his Hobbit Trilogy. The...


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EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS Movie Review

Warning: Major Spoilers Ahead! Ridley Scott (PROMETHEUS) is no stranger to historical epics, having helmed such films as GLADIATOR and KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, and he has finally returned to the genre with EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS, whi...



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THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART ONE Movie Review

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!! The latest installment of THE HUNGER GAMES has hit theatres and, as has become a trend in Hollywood, it is the first of two films to cover the final book of a literary trilogy. The movie picks up where...


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NIGHTCRAWLER Movie Review

Well, this certainly was a very liberal interpretation of my favorite X-Men character!  Who knew that before Kurt Wagner joined Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, he was an amoral sociopath named Louis Bloom (Jake ...


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BIG HERO 6 Movie Review

‘On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?’ Well, Baymax… When I walked into the theatre, I was at about a 1.  Then, you started pulling on my old heart strings and skyrocketed my emotions right up...



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INTERSTELLAR Movie Review

Christopher Nolan movies are like expensive Lego sets. Once you finally put them together they look really cool, but if your brother steps on them and fucks up the pieces, you don’t really care about putting them back tog...


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HORNS Movie Review

Ever wonder what Harry Potter would have been like if he had joined Slytherin, but retained his likability?  Director Alexandre Aja (PIRANHA 3D) answers those questions with HORNS: a tale of love, murder, spirituality, multipl...