Movie Reviews

Top 12 Films We Didn’t Review in 2016 But Are Amazing!

1. THE WITCH Modern horror is filled with shocking images and harsh noise cues that are designed to make you feel uneasy and have you jumping at just the right moments, thankfully THE WITCH takes the genre back to the quiet, un...


KONG: SKULL ISLAND Movie Review

Kong is back on the big screen and he’s bigger (seriously he’s huge) and arguably better than ever. But first, let’s talk about the elephant in the room, Peter Jackson’s 2005 film KING KONG. That was han...


THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE Movie Review

THE LEGO MOVIE is a tough act to follow.  It was an inventive, heartfelt and hilarious tale that could have easily been nothing more than a cash-in on a popular brand name.  It took the basic premise of the ever-expanding Leg...



LOGAN Movie Review

Be warned, spoilers ahead… It’s hard to believe that Hugh Jackman as Logan/Wolverine would never have been possible if not for a last-minute schedule conflict.  Originally, Dougray Scott was cast in the role for Br...


RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER Movie Review

WARNING: Major spoilers within…but does that really matter? Can you believe it?  The final RESIDENT EVIL movie is upon us.  Did you honestly think you would live long enough to experience this moment? RESIDENT EVIL:  THE F...


JOHN WICK: CHAPTER TWO Movie Review

Heads Up: Minor spoilers withn! Get ready for more gratuitous violence and head shots because JOHN WICK: CHAPTER TWO dishes out just as much death and mayhem as the first film.  The movie picks up in familiar territory, John W...



UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS Movie Review

Let’s be honest, no one goes to see an UNDERWORLD movie expecting great writing, you go to see vampires and werewolves dishing out ultra violence, and that is exactly what you get in UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS.  As with most of...


PASSENGERS Movie Review

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD! What would you do if you found yourself awake 90 years before you were supposed to be on an interplanetary voyage with no way to go back to sleep and no one to keep you company?  That is the ques...


ASSASSIN’S CREED Movie Review

Video game movies have never really had a fair shot, have they?  That’s at least how I see it.  Whether they’re hilarious train wreck adaptations of the source material (SUPER MARIO BROS., STREET FIGHTER) or ente...



ALIEN COVENANT Movie Trailer Feels Just Right

Say what you will about PROMETHEUS, I thought it was one of the most visually stunning and entertaining science fiction films in a long time. And David 8 is one of my all time favorite sci-fi characters. There’s no denyin...


ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY Movie Review

WARNING: This review is full of spoilers, see the film first! I’m a shameless STAR WARS super-fan. Nothing matches the influence of the original trilogy, I completely adore the prequel trilogy, THE FORCE AWAKENS was a fun...


FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM Movie Review

It is rare that a movie comes along in an established universe and has a deep and worthwhile story, but FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM is one of those films.  At its most basic level, the movie is about a man, Newt Sc...



DOCTOR STRANGE Movie Review

Good news marvel universe! Remember all the insane damage done to cities that led to the Civil War? Remember all the countless deaths that happened during the alien attack on New York by that big ol’ jerk Loki? Well, thos...


JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK Movie Review

Jack Reacher is the cleanest cut homeless dude you will ever see. He wanders the country righting wrongs, protecting the innocent, and calls out all the crooked ass hats he comes across. Think John Rambo but smarter and more da...


THE ACCOUNTANT Movie Review

NOTE: Some SPOILERS ahead! I kinda feel like this is how the propulsion of THE ACCOUNTANT to the big screen all went down: one day, Matt Damon bet longtime buddy Ben Affleck that he couldn’t manage his own version of eith...



MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN Movie Review

The last Tim Burton film I really enjoyed was probably 1999’s SLEEPY HOLLOW. While it may have been awhile since he really captured my imagination, you have to give the dude credit for amazing films such as BATMAN, BATMA...


DC’s LEGENDS OF TOMORROW Season 1 Review

The CW is the best place to be if you’re a fan of DC. I’ll take it a step further and say The CW is the best place to be if you’re a fan of the superhero genre…or just fun storytelling for that matter. A...


THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (2016) Movie Review

The rule of thumb for Hollywood right now is that everything old is new again, and in that vein we get yet another remake of a cinema classic with THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN.  The film opens with a town desperately trying to figure...



BEN-HUR (2016) Movie Review

 Warning: Spoilers Ahead. Hollywood is no stranger to Ben Hur, the classic tale of betrayal and revenge set in biblical times, there were two silent versions, a now classic version from 1959 that featured Charlton Heston, and ...


SUICIDE SQUAD Movie Review! Was it Really THAT Bad?

How many people did Enchantress have to kiss in order to make that soggy army ? I really don’t know what to say about this movie. Everyone with an internet connection seems to have something to say about it. ‘The e...