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ARROW Season 5 Premiere Review

Breath a sigh of relief. It was dope. Straight to the dome…Dee Ohh Pee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.(with falsetto) DOPE. For real, ARROW Season 5 Premiere is like 419 lungs worth of breath of fresh air. In so far that it’s taking from ...


GOTHAM Season 3, First Three Episodes Review And So Much More!

Warning: hella spoilers. obviously. This is a Season Premiere, first three episode bundle review. Normally, we just get talk about the Season Premiere, buuuuuut: 1.) We’re already a couple episodes in. 2.) Frankly, with GOTHA...


ARROW Season 4 Review

Somewhere out there, on one of the many Earths, there is a version of Arrow Season 4 that is like a brisk early morning swim in a Red Bull lake, after partying all night with Jim Belusi, Chris Farley, and Sam Kinison (And yes, ...



THE VENTURE BROTHERS Season 6 premiere Review

To quote Decepticon figurehead Megatron from the movie TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE, “I would have waited an eternity for this.” It’s been a year since the last VENTURE special ‘All This and Gargantua 2’, and I can’t rig...


THE HATEFUL EIGHT Movie Review

Let’s get this out of the way right now. There are two kinds of people in this world. People that like Tarantino movies, and those who don’t. He’s what you might call a ‘polarizing’ director. He’s trashy, violent to...


Another ARROW Season 4 Premiere Review Because We Can Dammit!

WARNING: ARROW and TWIN PEAKS spoilers aplenty…seriously. Whoa. What exactly happened Season 3? I drank a bunch, and it was a long summer… so I can’t quite seem to remember. I do recall it being buckwild. Ending w...



The CW’s ARROW Season 3 Review

ARROW season 3 It’s tough being an original. Perhaps what I mean to say, it’s tough being an innovator. ARROW Season 3 had some mighty big ambitions. They made some big plays, but didn’t always get the returns. So how did...


The CW’s ARROW Season 3 premiere Review

Damn, I love this show. They just get right back to it, don’t they. Why, I didn’t even get a chance to catch by breath before, “Oh hey, there’s Roy in full costume. Sweet!!!” And Ollie (the Arrow) runs off nabbing a b...


THE EQUALIZER Movie Review

Ah, THE EQUALIZER. Now unless you are over thirty, you probably have no idea what a Equalizer is. THE EQUALIZER was a show in the mid-late 80’s about a retired british intelligence agent (Edward Woodward) who solves A-Team t...



CW’s ARROW Season 2 Review

Ya know, I thought I loved Season One…but…but, it was as if Samuel Jackson broke into my apt., turned me upside down, paddled my ass stupid, and whispered in my ear,”hold on to your butt.” As we then mad...


Field Trip: Big Wow ComicFest 2014

Despite a few minor hiccups (Mostly fart and pratfall related), this Old Timer would say that BigWow Comicfest 2014 was a rousing high-five of a success. Big Wow had many of the things I look for in a convention. Namely comics....


ALL-NEW GHOST RIDER #1 Comic Book Review

Maybe yer like me. An old man. If so, the words ‘All-New’ in front of anything will scare you more than Ebenezer Laughton with a fleshlight under his chin (He’d be Marvel’s Scarecrow). However, you’...



BATES MOTEL Season 1 Review

Hey! Have you ever wondered what was the chain of events that led a mild mannered Norman Bates into being a masturbating murdering pervert? Yeah, me neither. And yet, here we are. Fortunately, what A&E has given us in BATES...


MUPPETS MOST WANTED Movie Review

Maybe I’m not the best cat to review this picture. Like many adults, I have a special love for the Muppets that will probably prevent me from being unbiased. Cemented the Christmas I was 10, and got a Kermit the Frog wrist wa...


Could ‘Blue Devil’ Appear in ARROW Season 3!?

Could the DC comic book character Blue Devil appear in ARROW sometime soon!? Or maybe in THE FLASH Season 1!? Or something!? Look at this screen grab from the latest episode of ARROW, “Time of Death”. Check it out, yo. It...



ARROW Season 2 Premiere Review

WARNING: Spoliers abound! If you have yet to see any of ARROW yet, get caught up and come on back! Finally, the long, achingly beautiful, sun-drenched summer has come to an end. With it’s passing comes ARROW Season 2. The sea...


THE X-FILES Season 10 #1 Comic Book Review

Much in the same vein as BUFFY and FIREFLY, IDW has added THE X-FILES to the roster of fan-favorite television shows that would continue its seasons in comic books. Our introduction to Season 10 picks up in the modern day. It...


SUPERMAN UNCHAINED #1 Comic Book Review

SUPERMAN UNCHAINED #1 is part of the new 52. The second 52. I’m not actually 100% what that all means. I assume it’s to draw in new readers. Get them on board and interested in the Man of Steel after the movie MAN O...



In Defense Of: The CW’s ARROW

Call me crazy, but it is my personal opinion that without a doubt, the greatest television show, in all of recorded history is.. (no, it’s not M.A.S.H. or even After M.A.S.H.) …but the CW’s ARROW! O.K., so I’m o...