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RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER Movie Review

WARNING: Major spoilers within…but does that really matter? Can you believe it?  The final RESIDENT EVIL movie is upon us.  Did you honestly think you would live long enough to experience this moment? RESIDENT EVIL:  THE F...


SUPERNATURAL Season 12 Premiere Review

Saving people.  Hunting things. The family business… Same as it ever was. I can’t believe that this is the 12th season of SUPERNATURAL. What? Really? Yup. Really. The problem with any show that last longer than 7 ...


LEGENDS OF TOMORROW Season 2 Premiere Review

We’re the Justice Society of America and were here to kick your dicks off! I was expecting the season premiere of LEGENDS OF TOMORROW to be good and… hooboy… was it pretty damn good. When LEGENDS was first a...



THE FLASH Season 3 Premiere Review

What the shit, Barry? How can I both love and hate time travel at the same time. It’s quite the paradox.  Listen.  I’m not proud of that joke either.   When done right, a story about time travel can present a ver...


Netflix’s STRANGER THINGS Season 1 Review!

STRANGER THINGS is a ‘critical hit!’ I wanted to make that joke at the end of this review, but I couldn’t wait. HONORABLE MENTION:  This show goes all the way up to Eleven. In the first episode of STRANGER TH...


SUICIDE SQUAD Movie Review! Was it Really THAT Bad?

How many people did Enchantress have to kiss in order to make that soggy army ? I really don’t know what to say about this movie. Everyone with an internet connection seems to have something to say about it. ‘The e...



S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 Review!

In 2008, a ‘Phil Coulson’ would approach Pepper Potts and tell her that he represents an organization called the ‘Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.’  It’s a mout...


RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER Trailer!

Okay.  Help me out with this. Did Alice lose her super powers at the end of the last movie or the one before that? Did she ever get them back? I know that her army of clones were wiped out. Which, is a bummer. Where’s M...


Netflix’s LUKE CAGE Trailer Review!

Sweet Christmas!  Now, that’s more like it! I was going to review that LUKE CAGE trailer that got released at SDCC, but, found myself having a hard time figuring out what to say about it.  Yeah, I was excited to see som...



SDCC 2016: The CW Fall Lineup Looks Amazing!

FLASH (Tuesdays. Premieres on 10/4) Barry Allen. Why do you run fast and make bad decisions? I know you miss your mom.  It sucks that Zoom killed your dad. A hero deserves better. How could you possibly think that going back ...


SUPERNATURAL Season 11 Review!

WARNING: You guessed it…spoilers abound! God dammit.  SUPERNATURAL went and did it.  They finally brought God into the mix. Amen. I’ve predicted that God would show up in my last four SUPERNATURAL season reviews....


GOTHAM Season 2 Review (Good Cop/Bad Cop)

BAD COP (Matt Delight) Alright. Alright. All of you who have witnessed all of GOTHAM Season 2, you can go. And all of you with Super-Hero fatigue. You are free as well. Don’t know why you were dragged in here in the first pl...



THE FLASH Season 2 Review

Season 3 opens with Barry Allen waking up at his desk at CCPD with a splitting headache.  That’s weird.  Not what I was expecting for a season opener, but, alright. What the heck just happened? Joe isn’t at hi...


Our Top 10 Movies of 2015…Finally!

JASON FURIE Hot damn what a good year for movies! My inner nerd was hungry and holy cow did he ever get fed! I was almost 100% sure STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS would take my #1 spot but THE REVENANT had to poop on the parade ...


SUPERGIRL Season 2 will be on the CW! My Thoughts…

Ahhh, CW.  Forever picking up the comic book scraps from all the other networks. When it was first announced that season 1 of SUPERGIRL would be on CBS, I was skeptical. I couldn’t figure out why DC wanted to split up t...



JASON BOURNE Movie Trailer Review

This is part 5?  They are counting THE BOURNE LEGACY as part of this franchise?  The one with Hawkeye?  I mean, I suppose they would.  It took place in the same universe.  Kind of.  Eh. I love these movies. I could talk a...


AMC’s THE WALKING DEAD Season 6 Review

BEWARE: Some good old TV and Comic Book spoilers inside for the weary. Enter at own risk. Which season of THE WALKING DEAD is this again? 6?  That’s it?  Are you sure? Hersel’s farm was like, 30 years ago… T...


BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (Anti) Movie Review

Warning: Major Spoilers Ahead! It is almost impossible to accurately review this movie. There is too much to talk about. There are way too many perspectives to consider. The conversation goes far beyond, simply, ‘is it g...



The Final CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Trailer is Here and it’s Glorious!

I’m so happy. *falls to the ground* *tries not to cry* *cries me a river* *faints* It’s funny how Ross didn’t show any scenes from the INCREDIBLE HULK.  Especially the part where his failed attempt at duplic...


DEADPOOL Movie Review

Holy shit!  Was that a helicarrier?! Ever notice that ‘?!‘ makes a very specific sound in your head? What happened to Lisa after the end of WEIRD SCIENCE?  I know there was a television show, but, that doesn̵...